Lots of good things come by themselves: snowboards, radio singles, giant pretzels, and leather jackets. All these things bring themselves into our lives with just..themselves. (Unless, of course, the pretzels come with a cup of that nasty cheese.)
However, awesome things come with a buddy: combat boots, tag team wrestlers, Will and Kate, mismatched pairs of socks...you get the idea. This is why, for the increase of awesomeness in this blog, I have recruited a partner in crime. ("Recruit" probably isn't the right word. "Threat of severe bodily harm and/or mass production of embarrassing horror stories" is more accurate.)
Dear people of the wide internet world, I introduce you to Dylan. He has graciously agreed to bring his Twinkie-consuming, Pokemon-themesong-singing, mullet-wrestling self on our quest for adventures. This means that, on the rare occasion that he using his time on the computer not playing WoW, he'll be assisting with post updates and accompanying me on wild adventures.
On a side note, while I attempt to remain nondiscriminatory towards those who partake in "Alternative Food Choices", vegan cheese is disgusting. There's no way to get around it. It tastes like goat cheese and bacon had a baby, and that baby vomited. I say this not to discourage those attempting a vegan lifestyle, but to warn you.
Having brightened your day with my brilliant food reviews, I must excuse myself. Dylan and I have begun a ridiculous contest involving sleep deprivation, ego inflation, and the title of All Time Champion and Ruler of the World, and I must dominate.
XOXO
-Winter
